Cockney rhyming slang: d’you know the Hampden?

That’s ‘the Hampden roar’, of course – or ‘the score’ to non-Cockneys. Don’t worry if you feel like you’ve already fallen at the first hurdle, though; given how many alternatives exist for almost every phrase in rhyming slang, you’d be just as likely to hear ‘Bobby Moore’, ‘Jude Law’, ‘Ali McGraw’ or any of a…